Clay1. Wait, what?

 WELCOME BACK! After like a week or something!

 And the first thing Shauna does is to pop out a baby!
Funny story. I was going to name the baby Clay.
But I accidently pressed "1" on the keyboard, after Clay, so it became "Clay1".
And when I was going to press backspade, I accidently pressed enter.
So my baby boy is named Clay1. 1!!!!
And then I panicked and when the box where you choose traits, popped up, I panicked even more and accidently canceled the box.
So I have a son named Clay1 who has not even a single trait.

My first kid with a number in his name.
Welcome to the family Clay1.

Here is my trait-less Clay1.
The good thing is that he's pretty cute.

 Awh, Lorie is an emo. How cute I didn't know gnomes could change looks (or grow up).
Now he's just like the Cult Family!

 Conrad is so weird.

 Just what is he doing?

Conrad: Uowh, I wish I could smash our house into pieces yea our house is so ugly and white but it isn't white but I want to smash it so bad.

 Shauna made a chair worth like a LOT! I can't remember how much though.

 Weeey! Good work, boy!
Even though it only was salat.

 The whole family is eating together!
Or well. The whole family living together in this house is eating together.
Not all 30 kids.

 Allison also has something against my washing machine.

 That washing machine is amazing. It knocked down Allison.

 Woah, what's this?! Hedge!? Or topiary-something. That's what the game called it.

 WELL DONE, SHAUNA. WELL DONE. *applaudes*
SHE CUT THE HEAD OF THE FRICKIN GIRAFFE. POOR THING.

 Shauna's shocked. How could she do something like that?!

 I just...... I....
No...

 Oh Shauna's level 10 in sculpting!

 Here's my two new animals! One of them are missing a head.

 PENGUIN!

 Jace's birthday!

 I must say that he's kind of handsome anyway. I don't like his flat nose though.

 Jace: Here, have some orange juice.

 Puzzle: DUDE. WHAT was in that orange juice, really?

 Welcome to the family, Puzzle! Now move out.

 Found a new daddy in the park.

 WEY!

 Just one word. Four letters.
prom.

 Who's pregnant? WHO'S PREGNANT?! Ooooh, I know who's pregnant. SHAUNA'S PREGNANT!

 And Clay1 is having a birthday.

 Hi Clay1!
I feel like that "1" is ruining all my sentences about Clay1.
That one too.
Fuck you Clay1.

 Yet another day. Shauna's still chopping heads off giraffes.
When will she learn?

 WOAH BIRTHDAYS!
Shauna's happy.

 Allison is back with her old hair. I just love her haircolor, it's so light.

 And Conrad is just like always with a cannabis hoodie.
Conrad... well, well, well...

 Awh, that's BEaUTifUl! God..

 Conrad: I want you to try this.

Imaginary Friend: Oh, I've heard about this.

And yet another 4,500§ thrown away.

So Many Birthdays!

 Oh.
A fire.
Shauna's on fire.

 What's wrong Shauna?
Oh yea.
I forgot.
You are on fire.

*ehrghhmm* *coughing*
cough
cough
*ehrgghhhh!*
THIS
GIRL
IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gold or Toad Chimney? TOAD! The first one!

Birthdays!

You MAY think Allison looks a little weird. 

BUT.

It's because of her make-up. Her eyes looked fucked up, so she looked tired all the time, and I didn't like that.

Conrad is a real cute boy anyway.

And here's Tracy! Don't ask me about the clothing. I just didn't feel like using the same old clothes as all my children do.

And Callie!

 A new toy!

 It's a cow! Callie is the first one to try it out.

 My army of teenagers coming home from school.

 Hm, what's that shit?

 A TOILET! Out of wood! All in wood. Pretty.

 What's happening here?!

 I love her haircolor and her shorts. And those stockings, or whatever it's called.

 My new maid! And he's also my new boyfriend. Or should I say father.

 Ugh winter. Cold. I don't like that.
But the painting is still beautiful.

 Woah, who's pregnant once again?!

 What a COOL toilet! Ha-ha!

 I feel like Lorie has become kind of an emo.
Poor Lorie. We still love you.

 Shauna made a thing!

 PLOP because we never expected this to happen.

 Oh, what's this!?
My sweet simmers, it's a CAB!
(and in the front, there's a limo too.)

 There's only one reason why there's a cab there!

 Someone came home just a second ago!
Oh, and then there's prom.

 And birthdays. Because we care about birthdays.

 Oh, what a pretty statue!
Wait... *looks closer*
"Omars Gravestone"
Wait, WHAT?! Omar's DEAD?! NOOO!

 Here's Chimney btw!

 Now it's time to make my statue!
The sad thing is that ice melts, and I realized I need to make like 35 sculptures or some shit like that to make the ice unmeltable (is that even a word?) and Jace is growing up into a big boy in just a few days, so I won't have time for that.

 But that's beautiful! Amazing, Jace!

 What's wrong with you, girl?! You don't like it?! Omg.

 I think it's awesome. Jace, you're my new #1!

 And suddenly, birthdays!

 What? She's a monkey? I'd never guess.

 Here's Tracy (and Shauna) after her makeover!

And here's Callie!