Army of 100: So Many Birthdays!

Oh.
A fire.
Shauna's on fire.

What's wrong Shauna?
Oh yea.
I forgot.
You are on fire.

*ehrghhmm* *coughing*
cough
cough
*ehrgghhhh!*
THIS
GIRL
IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gold or Toad Chimney? TOAD! The first one!

Birthdays!

You MAY think Allison looks a little weird.

BUT.

It's because of her make-up. Her eyes looked fucked up, so she looked tired all the time, and I didn't like that.

Conrad is a real cute boy anyway.

And here's Tracy! Don't ask me about the clothing. I just didn't feel like using the same old clothes as all my children do.

And Callie!

A new toy!

It's a cow! Callie is the first one to try it out.

My army of teenagers coming home from school.

Hm, what's that shit?

A TOILET! Out of wood! All in wood. Pretty.

What's happening here?!

I love her haircolor and her shorts. And those stockings, or whatever it's called.

My new maid! And he's also my new boyfriend. Or should I say father.

Ugh winter. Cold. I don't like that.
But the painting is still beautiful.

Woah, who's pregnant once again?!

What a COOL toilet! Ha-ha!

I feel like Lorie has become kind of an emo.
Poor Lorie. We still love you.

Shauna made a thing!

PLOP because we never expected this to happen.

Oh, what's this!?
My sweet simmers, it's a CAB!
(and in the front, there's a limo too.)

There's only one reason why there's a cab there!

Someone came home just a second ago!
Oh, and then there's prom.

And birthdays. Because we care about birthdays.

Oh, what a pretty statue!
Wait... *looks closer*
"Omars Gravestone"
Wait, WHAT?! Omar's DEAD?! NOOO!

Here's Chimney btw!

Now it's time to make my statue!
The sad thing is that ice melts, and I realized I need to make like 35 sculptures or some shit like that to make the ice unmeltable (is that even a word?) and Jace is growing up into a big boy in just a few days, so I won't have time for that.